WeLL WeLL WeLL.. Welcome back to the shit show, all these fucking Quarantines going around we were stupid enough to believe that we had to stay off the internet in fear of catching COVID-19 from Social Networking Websites like Twitter & Facebook.. Not like any of us have one of those anyways.. Fucking Cesspools of filth and rotten excrement. I fucking hate every single person on those shits, because they give me the shits personally. Right now I’m on the commode because I read some fucking bitchy article from IGN about a game and then it went into some fucktards political agenda.. As if we could give a fuck how you feel. Keep your opinion to yourself you dreary bitch and leave the bitching and complaing to us… US Who are professional shit stirrers, and Demon Trolls who keep the internet safe from people like Roy Orbison.. If you don’t know who the fuck that is you’re a lost soul.
The point of this letter is to catch up on a little news from the shitheads over at FaygoHumpers. Apparently, the gathering looked like a complete shit show full of methheads, and walking dead zombies this year. However, we didn’t confirm the Overdose count because we were afraid that we might catch COVID without the proper breathing protection so we wanted to keep it real.. I wanna say personally that even though her music is obviously a different style than I’m used to listening to (Of course you know I’m playing some Travis Tritt right now), that Blahzay Roze or however the fuck its spelt is hot as fuck.. Makes my dicks dick hard, and that’s hard to do. I would probably drag my nuts through about 2 miles of glass just to drink her bathwater for real. In other news Whitney Peyton.. I think that’s how it’s spelled.. I might be wrong again because Sammy Hagar is screaming in the back about a deviated septum, sounded great too.. FaygoThumpers is really on it with the gathering scene I have to say I love the videos.. They do make me want to pump my chump in my own fecal matter, but back to the shit show. What can I say about Whitney Peyton that I haven’t already said about her in the past.. She’s hot.. and I think she might be talented but that’s my folded ass opinion. Don’t worry though I cleaned off the keyboard at the public library when I saw her and Blahzay together.. It was such a fucking chub for real I couldn’t contain it.
The last thing I read was Violent J is retiring because of a medical condition. This sucks.. It sucks the worst to hear that J isn’t doing so well, and under normal circumstances, I would typically roast his ass like a salted peanut like a bent dick at a whorehouse, but in all honesty. Heart Failure is some serious shit that we aren’t gonna joke satirically about or even touch with a 50 foot pole with Shaggy’s dick mounted on it. We wish the Duke of Vileness the best, and know that you’ll be in my thoughts. I don’t pray anymore because I got hit by a bus at birth and marked for ugly but you get my point. Best Wishes J, and we hope that you have a long quality of life.
SO that’s our gathering coverage for 2021. I wasn’t there. I could have given two shits less. I’m not catching some meth-mutated COVID variant from some dumb Ho I fist fucked on the way there. Much Juggaho Love – F-Machine