It’s apparent that someone has found my e-mail to the website! Actually quite a few people. Good. So lets answer some of these e-mails from our beloved Online Thuggalo Nation!
Freaknik4522 Writes, “Why did you bring this god awful website back? Wasn’t it a Juggalo Hate Site?
The answer is Actually no it wasn’t. Originally Shatupon, Lokey, and a few others whom shall always be remembered by us, decided to do a website that wasn’t up the ass of the band members. Luckily for us, those website don’t exist anymore nor do their caudry followers of racist hateful chuckfucks driving their mommas Buicks with some Wal-Mart Spinners on them. The content on this site was to promote actual ninjas instead of these fake ass wanna-bes, but it got diluted once Shat disappeared into the wilderness and a few other unsavory fucks decided to make their way towards the web. So in other words we just wanted to have a news site that isn’t about kissing the ass of an artist or trying to score cool points, but rather to have a voice on the world from the eyes of some sick ass dilapidated, old smelly farts who have nothing better to do with their time than bitch at kids to get off their lawn, and then steal their Huffies later. Never was a Juggalo Hate site and wont’ ever be.
FatkidGotMade5 writes, “Are you going to be bringing ShatupontheAntiClown Back?
Depends on if he decides to come back. He’s always welcome to post an article, Register, do what the fuck ever it is he does, but honestly, from what I understand he’s done with the world, retired in Rancho Cucamonga and has nothing but daughters who run around aimlessly spending all the money he made back in the day from his failed comedy routine, slowly driving him in debt and driving his hairline back even further… that’s the speculations anyways. The world may never know.
EfrainConsceco07 Writes, “Whats your beef?”
We don’t have any, we’re all vegan.. Ok that’s a lie, I’m a fucking carnivore, but the rest of the guys are soyboys. Honestly no beef. Just tired of reading the same old stuff that isn’t fun to read anymore. It’s just littered concert posters and no actual journalism. We don’t have beef with anyone that we know of, however we do have some pork in the fridge that’s about 2 days old. If you want we can warm it up for you.
IDGAFTechNinja writes, “What are you guys gonna write about?”
Who knows. I’m writing this shit right now thinking to myself, why did I even get involved in this nightmare. To be honest, there’s just not any good music coming out of MNE or Psychopathic since they had a hissyfit break up fight, and ICP took their toys home. We understand that J’s tour days are coming to close, and that they are going to be spending more time in the studio. We understand Twiztid and MNE has a fuckton of released coming out, and we’re gonna listen to them and give our opinions. But all we see anymore is Cons, Gatherings, Toys, Beer Drinking from Blaze, and Monox Boogie smoking weed in his Suburban. It’s not really all that entertaining anymore. So we’ll figure something out and get back to you on that question, until then just read what we write.
EverydayNinjakool99 writes, “Are you guys supporting any other websites?”
Absolutely we have some favorites out there, JuggaloNews.Net, Faygoluvers Heaven, are some of the only news sites left to be honest. There’s still some other ones out there that are kinda Juggalo, like JuggaloIRC where we used to house our chatroom back in the day, but that’s about it anymore. Websites back in the day used to come and go all the time and each one would battle it out on AOL Chats.. Was crazy. Most of the guys are family men who’ve buried their love for music along side their charms, so there’s no telling anymore. There used to be a large of amount of websites like Milenko500, PsychopathicTraders(Are they still around?), TheSixth, WalkingtotheDarkness, KCJuggalos, and a few others, but they went like titties on ThaPollPage and bounced. We know HatchetRadio is still around, Not sure if it’s the same guys running it that did back in the day, we talked to DeadBilly and he stated it’s still up and running with some of the original staff and ownership there. We hit up their chatroom and it was deader than a graveyard but the radio was still bumping, We support them guys to the fullest just because they helped us with our chat, gave us platforms and whatnnot to speak on when our old chatroom and Bulletin Board went tits up from hackers. So we’ll see who tries to beef with us. Hopefully nobody. We just want to write articles and fuck cokewhores. Any other questions?
Anyways, the rest of this shit is a bunch of HateMail from people calling us names. We are cool with that just aint’ worth the post. But we do wanna give a quick shout out to PugsnNugs over at Facebook for hooking us up with a fresh ass faded pair of clippers for my mom. She really needed the shave. Until then. Much Love FuCkMaChInE out!