I mean.. Seriously who is he? Oh wait that guy who walked away from wrestling, shit on his fanbase for 7 years, lost 2 fights in MMA, and now all you smarks are enjoying the fact that this once was hasbeen is back on the scene with ice cream? Oh what the fuck? I bet if Jared from Subway came to your kids school with ice cream bars you fucks would be entitled to give him another chance wouldn’t you? There’s nothing worse than a wrestling fan living in a pipe dream thinking that this dude is going to perform at the level he was before he left. He said he “Left” wrestling in 2005. I’ve seen his matches, and the only thing he left was his career in the ring. I’m excited to see him back, but what I’m not excited about is all these bitchassed AEW fans thinking he’s the savior of Pro Wrestling. Fuck that, Ya he had a good pop when he came to AEW, which all the leakers and all the people backstage at AEW, weren’t willing to put a cap on that fizz. But to make matters even worse now we have to put up with these annoying shitheads on Cult of Cornettes page talking about how AEW is going to be the next WWE? They can’t even put together a good show outside of their major appearances. The match After Punks Debut.. Absolute bloody shits. We’re talking hemorrhoid bursting blood in the toilet bowl shits. It’s fucking sad that they have to rely on all these former WWE talent in order to put together a show.
I’m not fan of WWE’s creative either. It’s ass.. As a matter of fact it’s a bunch of nerds sitting around posters of Bertha Faye in a circle jerk. Vince needs to just shitcan them all and start from scratch. The matchmaking.. is ok.. Not the best, not like NWA or Impact Wrestling but sure as fuck a little better than AEW. It’s like they aren’t even trying but they are raking in almost a Billion Dollars a year that they shove Roman Reigns or Drew Mac down our throats, and nothing against those guys, it’s just what happened to rivalries, and storytelling in the ring? Vince said “Oh we’re gonna do that” and I think it lasted a month before it went back to the same recycled Junk. Summerslam.. Great.. 5 hour show. I fell asleep during the co-main event with Lashley and woke up to him putting Gageberg in a Full Nelson.. That was heelish and I cheered for it. Otherwise.. predictable. We need better creative writing. We need Goldberg not to pull a Nash move and blow a quad out during the show. He’s only contracted to wrestle a couple times a year and that in itself has become just tearfully painful to watch. I say fuck that noise and move forward, fire the virgins in the damned office and put some real writers in. NXT has the superior shows. Raw has turned into a fleeting gasbag, and Smackdown has the numbers but FUCK man.. Romans heel character is great.. but boring. We need more dastardly plotlines with him instead of him feuding with his cousins over some homegrown bullshit. Cena v Reigns.. Ya’ll knew what was going down and you watched it anyways. I did.. It was good. Brock Lesnar returns? For what a week? 2 weeks? It’s as hollywood as a shitshow can get and we need some pure writing. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
