FuckMachine coming at you guys like a hard dick after prom night. We’ve noticed each and every day we dont’ keep up with this piece of shit website, we still get more hits than an LSD Dealer. But we’re not ones to brag. It’s just the nature of the beast. We’ve received some backlash in the past for our takes on things. Nothing has changed other than the fact we finally turned comments off to make sure that the fucking crybabies in the world don’t get a say. You want a say… Take it to the RJH Forums, so we can simply just remove you from the site entirely.. We give two shits about your simp feelings. Moving forward with the topic at hand. What we don’t a shit about is winey crybaby fucks who want to act like Social Justice Warriors. You all ARE the small flash in the pan that likes to try to catch the entire house ablaze with your antics and your constant bitching pissing and moaning about things that you think concern you when they don’t.
We also get criticised for being critical about the music today. Why YES we’re a bunch of fucking old ass dudes sitting in our mothers basements wacking our puds to Furry Porn that your well aged methed out sister made. We keep up with the Joneses because we can. We could give two shits less about your feelings on this website or in real life because you’re tears only feed us the necessary tools to keep doing what we’re doing, which is absolutely adding nothing more than a cynical point of view to the lives who enjoy it. Nothing more nothing less. So keep pandering around with your passive/aggressive statements, we eat that shit like hotdog beenie weenies after a weekend bender at your uncles house. The worst part about it is, that our fans agree with us. So how can our fans be wrong when we’re saying what they are thinking. Does todays music suck? Fuck yes it does. Does yesterdays music suck? Why yes it does. There’s very few artists left in the world that actually captivate the majority of us long enough to give a shit. Tech N9ne.. Brilliant, Hopsin, Brilliant, Twiztid, Always on the grind. ICP.. Name something they’ve made that knocks within the last 10 years that wasnt’ a cover.. I’ll wait. You can’t.. Cuz FastFreddy Fist Fucker was NOT a bomb ass album, a new set of Jokers Cards was NOT necessary, but acquired to tarnish the legacy of the first 6 Jokers Cards which were mother fucking absolute brilliance.
The facts are in, our dudes got older, got families, and just started pumping out music for shits and giggles. We’ve saw the interviews at the gathering where J said he’s going into semi-retirement on the touring. Understandable bro, we feel you and wish you the absolutely BEST health possible man because nobody deserves to be sick or to have heart problems.. But what I expect as do MANY other fans of the music, is that you put out something so skull crushing that it makes folks wanna slam their dicks between two concrete blocks to remind them to wake the fuck up and smell the stench of the rest of the music industry. Fact.. Not Fiction.. True story.. We’ve listened to everything that’s been pressed out from Esham, to ICP, from Twiztid, to whatever the fuck Otis from AMB calls himself these days, and we’re just waiting for that one album that absolutely murders the fuck out of household names.. and it’s unfortunate because of prior beefs between MNE & Psychopathic we’ll probably never get it… Ya we’re calling that bullshit out.
You’ve been shoving the fact that “Family” values in our faces for a very long long time, yet because of business beef, and some personal/political beliefs that you guys won’t work together anymore.. Look we as fans get it.. Someone got asshurt over some shit that was said, and some repetitive jack off motions that were done around the office. But put your personal beliefs to the side and remember what you all and who you all were doing it for, instead of alienating your fans and trying to divide them up like we’re some Pogs or fucking Pokemon Cards you went in on together with.. Collabs between Psychopathic & MNE would be a breath of fresh air that the genre needs right now. Instead you’re dividing up artists between each other and fans don’t know which way to go.. We see “Fuck Twiztid, Fuck ICP, Fuck This mother fucker and that” posts all over social networking.. YOUR OWN social networking.. Haters are gonna hate and I get that you don’t wanna take the voice of your fans away.. but FUCK those fucks.. if they ain’t in it, they ain’t IN it.. Besides they doing the same thing we doin up over here and that’s making a whole lot of NO sense at all..
Take it the way you will, we could give fucks less other than to be honest with ya’ll about every fucking thing known to man.. Shits and giggles man Shits and giggles.. but make waves like ya’ll did before. —> Make Shit happen. Until then.. FuckMachine
