FuckMachine coming at you guys like a hard dick after prom night. We’ve noticed each and every day we dont’ keep up with this piece of shit website, we still get more hits than an LSD Dealer. But we’re not ones to brag. It... Read more
It’s apparent that someone has found my e-mail to the website! Actually quite a few people. Good. So lets answer some of these e-mails from our beloved Online Thuggalo Nation! Freaknik4522 Writes, “Why did you bring this god awful we... Read more
I mean.. Seriously who is he? Oh wait that guy who walked away from wrestling, shit on his fanbase for 7 years, lost 2 fights in MMA, and now all you smarks are enjoying the fact that this once was hasbeen is back on the scene with ice cream? Oh... Read more
WeLL WeLL WeLL.. Welcome back to the shit show, all these fucking Quarantines going around we were stupid enough to believe that we had to stay off the internet in fear of catching COVID-19 from Social Networking Websites like Twitter & Face... Read more
Well if this isn’t lame. Sorry about the lack of updates. COVID-19 Restrictions and all. I believe that most of the staff here has either died of it, or has contracted it.. I am in my bunker right now using a squirrel for Internet Service... Read more
Fuck Covid Lockdowns and quarantines, and Fuck Racists on both sides. SoMe of you skumfux out there dont’ quite understand what its like to be mixed in a world where you gotta be pure one thing or another to find acceptance. I think we nee... Read more
Yo What up you fucking nutbags, This is FuCkMaChInE Coming at you guys with a little bit of an update. Happy 4th of July out there to all the soldiers and vets and shit, I got family in the military, so it’s cool and shit. So anyone wanna... Read more
So if you’re rolling through racist ass MS some time this weekend Make sure you hit up FuckRonafest with some ninjas that ain’t racist and support some good shit. FuckRona Fest seems like it would be a dope ass place to be. So hit it... Read more
So as a left over post.. We were going to go deep into the mind of The Fuck Machine when I got wrapped up in some shit. So fuck off, I’m not apologizing for keeping you all waiting on things. The ones that are reading this are fixing to ge... Read more
It’s about that time again to go to the litter box and eat everyone’s favorite TV dinner, cat fecies. Sometimes I like to share with princess cow patty but that bitch ain’t here she’s out getting herself ready to be apart of a human centipede ex... Read more
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